A divine right

A very attractive young girl was about to enter the church in a topless dress when the vicar ran towards her.

"I'm very sorry, miss," said the vicar, "but I cannot possibly allow you to go into Church like that."

"But I have a divine right," protested the young girl.

"Yes," agreed the vicar, "buy you have a divine left too, but I still cannot let you into my church like that."